just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Randomize
