So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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