That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
It's shark week go big or go home
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