Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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