What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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