i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
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