Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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