Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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