She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize
