Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
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