why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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