Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Define "chronic" masturbator.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
