Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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