Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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