I wanna bring you to show and tell
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
