Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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