I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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