The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Randomize
