Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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