He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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