This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
So vagazzling was a success
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
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