why didn't you poke me back
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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