I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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