Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I'm jealous of your bromance
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I just want nice things and good sex
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
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