love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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