He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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