# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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