If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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