I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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