so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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