Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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