Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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