Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
