My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He did a backflip because drugs
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