Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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