Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Sex in the backyard? Check.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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