I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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