Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
