Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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