no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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