I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
