Sry I called you an 8
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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