Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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