he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
