party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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