she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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