Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
you had me at cake vodka
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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