if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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