I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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