I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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